So, I was off today. You should know that when I say "off," what I mean is that I:
a: do not have to get dressed in clothes that require dry cleaning or professional laundering.
b: do not have to smile, be gracious, or otherwise fake to people that I would otherwise not give the time of day to. (Keeping in mind that I do love many of my peeps. It is just unfortunate that the few can ruin one's experience of enjoying the many)
"Off" does not mean that I stay away from work, ignore the business, or otherwise have a relaxed, enjoyable day.
So, I went in search of all that food cost money I mentioned on Day 13223. 3 hours later, and with blurred vision from looking at a month's worth of invoice prices, I am pleased to announce that I found a mere $70.00. Now, who here thinks I would go through all this for 70.00 of money on paper? Those who said "I do," clearly do not have the slightest idea of who I am.
Anyway, as it stands, we are out a few Ks and I guess it might be time for a price increase. There is nothing I hate more...
"Off" also does not mean sit at home and relax.
Today was PT at 8am. Upper body day. I have to say, I impress myself...
I am not sure which I like most, upper or lower. I do know what I hate of each:
Upper: Assisted pull ups and dips. Don't know why, but that machine is mean. I guess I should just appreciate the word "Assisted" in this scenario. It could be worse...
Lower: Squats, and these ridiculous jump squats that PT has decided will make me a much stronger skier. I doubt the validity of this exercise. I think she just wants me to look silly.
After my frivolous attempt at finding food on a spreadsheet, I went and bought some new runnin' sneakers (i love the word sneakers.) Then, like a kid, I went back to the gym to test drive my new sneakers. 2.25 miles in 20 minutes. Who the hell knew??? Up till now, I only wished I had strong legs so that I could do the triple axle just like Sasha Cohen (only without the falling.) Now, I see that I have a chance at being just like Jaime Sommers (We can rebuild her...)
Yea, me!
So, at the end of the day, I guess that it is important to be able to look back and feel a sense of accomplishment. And, throw a few beers in at the end and you have got a good day...
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